Tuesday, 11 April 2017

100+Nice Whatsapp Status

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Nice Whatsapp Status


You will not get better Tomorrow,if you are thinking about the yesterday…

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….

Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die….

True Love = No doubts + No jealousy + No worries then life is good

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED 🙂

Things that never fail in life are ,True Love , Determination ,Belief..

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂

The most painfull Moment are those which were never said and never explained….

The greatest pain that comes from love, is loving someone who are not here…

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Save water drink beer.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

People are like Music, Some say the truth and rest,just noise..

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

My Attitude is “GoD” gift and nobody take it from me.!

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl… , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

Love is that ,which can never explained

Love is master key of opening a gate of happiness…

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂

It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!!!

In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 🙂

I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!!!

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

I Feel I’m missing ,something in my life these days. ..

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

I am single because God is busy for making Girl for me!..

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

I am “SINGLE” Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME…!

How can i miss something i never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Funny Status for Whatsapp Facebook

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! 😛

Forget the failures and work hard for success,,

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂

Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone…

Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) 🙂

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Always respects your self!

Always Love your GF from your Heart not from your mood or Mind.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

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